@BillyRipken: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not say things we can't take back.

@qman46: You got lucky, strokes like this were all over the place down there.

Enjoy the Feldco jingle being stuck in your head for the rest of the day, rest of the country.

@WildVulture: Your name is Pete Inkaviglia?

@Tyson's impetuous style: Why are you using a screen cap of John Hodgeman?

I'm having trouble concentrating on him because of his Muppet drums.

Well done, Chuck.

What a perfect representation of what all White Sox fans look like!

I'm not clicking on anything that involves shaved hogs.

John Q. Slob, ESQUIRE, thank you.

I liked how all the signs turned to "gonad" right as it happened. Oh, "Conad"....sorry.

At least deadspiral still has the "next" button.

He's so dead, they'll have to bury him twice.

No one likes you, Jay Leno.

@Dingleberry Bonds: in standard def

Why's he have to be all up in Vin Diesel's grill about this?

The Chinaman is not the issue here, Epic Beard Man! Also, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Does that say "Ladies SEX Qualification?" What kind of Olympics are you running up there, Canada???

@Richard Starkey: Lizard, am I standing in poop?

But his forehead growth serum was an astounding success