I like my steak of turmoil with a side of jellybeans, raw.

REINCARNATED as one??

@Beer-Fart: His electronic lawn.

Does anyone else think this was painted by the same guy who does the La Bamba murals?

He got the gas face.

With a KISS branded knife no less! #kiss

Someone find the link to JaMarcus Russell's "Snack Tracker". #aaronrodgers

I did not see this yesterday, and now I am angry. Thank you. #foxsports

What time is it? It's Beer:30. That's why. #jamboroo

Can someone get me another angle on the shot? #nhl

@Dethzilla: Every time

Whenever I see the lame name "Strikeforce," this is all I can think of.

How am I supposed to get anything done today with this going on?

David Wright is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

I knew it, Scott Boras is the Candyman.

@BruschisBrewsky: Lizard, why am I standing in poop?

@ArkansasFred: Or the guy who played Shooter McGavin.

NBC5.com's title for this story was "Wienermobile Penetrates Wisconsin Home". Bravo.

@ColemanNumskis: I think you meant "fitting".

I'm sure it's been said 1000 times, but not having a next button in the article blows.