Whatever you do, don't take Buccigross up on an offer to bowl for money on his home lanes and then try to pay him in fake money. He will track you to Reno and attempt to steal his hot girlfriend back.

@McCroskey: We know what bodily fluid Alou puts on his hands. Want to guess which one A-Rod uses?

@OchentaYcinco: How did that guy nail the spelling of nihilistic?

I could have told Green that. The same exact thing happened to me when I tried to steal Davenport's car.

Maybe he's been licking his helmet?

@StevieY19: That's for sure. And then for more bad karma, foul ball down the left field line caught by a fan in the Bartman seat.

@Afino:

He needs more time to focus on the new Giant Cheetos. [www.sogoodblog.com]

Hansbrough looks like JD McCoy.

@DamnSkippy:

@StJoeStrummer: I honestly thought this story was about him when I read the headline.

I always feel like Kendra should be out trying to conquer Castle Greyskull.

Is Rick doing IU?

"You know you done fucked up, don't you? You know it, don't you? You know you done fucked up."

/furiously types email to Rick about IU in Elite 8

Where's our IU apology, Chandler?

This is fast becoming my favorite comment thread ever.

@ThierryHenry: +3, one for each point.

@Its The Beer Talking: Agreed.

Top 5 2009 recruiting class doesn't do it for you, huh? Give us 2 years.