The best Super Bowl commercial discussion begins and ends with two words. ETrade Monkey.

@Weed Against Speed: I'm good with people! I'm a people person!

@J-No: Well that sucks.

"They blew it", cut immediately to Orton montage, awesome.

Sammy Hagar endorses a tequila? I hadn't heard.

What the fuck happened????

@MattinglysSideburns: Keenen Ivory Wayans was too?

Someone Photoshop that picture, NOW.

@JayCutlersInsulin: "Entertaining Comments on Deadspin from Facebook Users"

@Weed Against Speed: Well done.

@ChiSwede: Never mind, it's not. I'm an idiot.

Does anyone else think that the priest in that video is the doctor from Fringe (and Denethor from Lord of the Rings)?

@J-No: I see what you did there.

I'm only posting here because my avatar was mentioned.

Deadspin is for regular voting buttons, not fancy voting buttons!

I'm interested to see if Joe the Plumber manages to take down Pezuela tonight.

@Athens_Grease: It's not a couch, it's a loooooooooooove seat.

Is it true he signed Neifi Perez to that team?

@Hit Bull Win Steak: That's no coach, it's a space station.

It is time to replace my Carolina Mudcats hat.