@ArkansasFred: It's a bad word again.

He'll pay it back, as soon as the US government says "I love crepes!"

Put on TBS Hotcorner, MLB Gameday and MLB Audio. You can watch/listen to the Phillies/Brewers at 6 different speeds. It's mind-blowing. And annoying.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I liked Lou's reaction. "Fuck it, let him get out of it"

I have concluded that the Mets do not deserve to be in the postseason based on stadium music selection alone.

Hugh! Yes, Hugh behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!

Daulario: No! Deadspin is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can't possibly...

I seemed to have misplaced my sympathy for Ohio State fans. If anyone sees it, let me know. Thanks.

I know we're not supposed to talk about fantasy football, but this is amazing. In a 14 team league, the only player effected in my league is Derrick Mason. Now that's a couple of shitty football teams.

Sussman, you get +1,000,000 for that one.

Well done Bills, you upped your Super Bowl record to 1-4!

I'll help his initiative by turning off my TV for the 3 hours on Sunday when he's quarterbacking.

Remember what Dante says: "Anyone can get past a dog, but NOBODY fucks with a lion."

Sit down and eat your big-ass biscuit!

A picture may be worth a thousand words, but that one only needs one: Douche

@jwaves2007: Dennis Farina has come a long way.

I heard a rumor he's coming back to blog for Jalopnik.

Dude, dude.

Hey, did you know Bus is from Detroit?

"If it were up to me, I'd run this photo every day until the end of baseball season, I just love it so. Also the video, which we show you again following the jump."