@LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks: Our jobs are extremely boring. Not a lot of appreciation for dick jokes in briefs.

Gin makes a man mean! Lets all booze up and riot!

Awesome, the "Read more" is nearly a Douche-Yahtzee!

@whodatmaninablacksedan: Amen. Whine away Illini fans.

From that picture, it looks like Mr. Woods has gotten a little lax when it comes to his method acting training. Sharks don't drink.

Heist is terrible. I don't care what anyone says, it is fucking terrible.

At this point, I would rather look at that old Hamster Dance web page than someone's MySpace page.

If you look at the cubs one, there's a terrific figure of Soriano in the process of what I can only guess is committing an error.

@Dieter: Damn Simmons!

@Dieter: I can't use an 80's wrestling reference without being insulted?

If I were Artest, I would make sure there aren't any coconuts sitting on Green's table when they sit down for the interview.

@The Fan's Attic: +1

Am I the only one who took a quick glance at that screen grab without reading anything else and thought "Sweet Jesus, how about a NSFW?"

The only logical response is for the US to put a penis on the moon.

Are you sure it wasn't King un-zipping his pants that you heard?

@The Fan's Attic: Donut freshness or lack thereof does not appear to bother Weis.

Whomever snuck that last entry into Wikipedia, I applaud you.

@Yellow Tail Swine: Looks like Awful Announcing is working on it in pieces. The intro is up now.

@econdave: Dammit.

Mess with a bull, you get the horns, Doc!