If Obie doesn't like something, does he stand on the other side of it?

@BigJimSlade: It's actually a full size suitcase. Barry just keeps growing.

Well, if you're going to vote on one of their lame words from that site, clearly "Pecksniffian" is the winner.

Holy shit. A quatro!

Schrutebag.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: He's actually annoying me into rooting for the Pats. Quit acting like the game is over in the second quarter, Tony.

@Hank Scorpio: Perhaps if he finds two Chinese girls, and they both have green eyes, he will marry them both!

I highly recommend playing that Steelers flash game.

Manginos in your mirror are farther away than they actually appear.

We could see if Frank Gore decides to strap it on and not suck for a game. I'm sure some people care about that.

Looking good. And just in time to replace my lion, which was not a good idea in retrospect.

Wow, a Mark Henry WWF reference. Impressive.

How quickly can we get Andrea a Grand Valley State shirt?

@suedevsleather: Fine, but I'm not accepting a Canadian one. Purple, fine. Canadian, no.

How many types of Jesus are there at this point?

Neifi Perez must have taken the shittiest steroids ever.

@Technicolor Jan Stenerud: Dammit!

Neither of these guys can defeat my Wu-Tang style.

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: True, these were guys that threw full beer cans at their own fraternity brothers after all.

Nice of the Pikes to man up and sell that guy out after cheering him on!