Dammit Peter King, I knew I should have taken the blue pill.

Seems like a waste of tea, since you know it's all going right in the harbor.

MAH BUKET, HAV U SEEN IT?

It looks like it may have already gone crazy and taken out a goalpost.

Christian Slater? Really?

I would not be surprised to learn that Roy made his donation to "The Human Fund". It's money, for people.

Watching this makes me feel a little better about the DBacks eliminating the Cubs. We'd have gotten our asses handed to us by this team. Better to not get our hopes up.

@BigTenObsession: Ah, so someone else HAS seen that commercial!

OKA, DIS MIT HURT BUTT YU ILL FANZ R JUS GON HAV STEP OFF O DIS SUBJET AN LIV YO LIFE WIT OUT MY MAN EG!!!!!!

@goathair: Don't front on Screamin' Meemie.

@Nationalcoholic: Not a problem, it was delicious.

@GreatOdensRaven: Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked,have been sacked.

@Cleve: +1 on that one. I can't stop laughing at it.

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

Here we go. 1 2 3 from now on. Damn the cubs piss me off.

@metschick: He's coming back on 3 days' rest.

These two idiots better stop mispronouncing Marmol's name. That is getting old quick.

@Bullet! Bullet! Bullet!: Here's a free Hardee's travel tip for you:

That was a hell of a play by DeRosa.

@Bullet! Bullet! Bullet!: Sonic seems to have taken over for Hardee's as the fast food place that just doesn't give a fuck about shortening your life.