I don’t know man. You hear a story like this and you just have to wonder how these burglars could be so gripped by that much economic anxiety.

It almost goes without saying, of course, that neither the Cubs and Indians got their bullpens through signing expensive free agents to long-term deals. The Indians traded for Andrew Miller and developed Cody Allen. The Cubs traded for Chapman and otherwise got their bullpen in the traditional Theo Epstein way: buying…

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?