Not only that but he could express some goddamn condolences instead of turning every tragic incident into an “I told you so” moment... He isn’t even fixing US infrastructure that incompetent pile of melting dog shit. Why can’t he just have a heart attack already

Well, he’s shouting again: three of today’s four Code 45*-eligible words are in ALL CAPS! The end times are approaching – fasten your seatbelts!

I’ve flown on a private corporate jet a couple of times, as an engineer testing some new piece of electronic aircraft kit. Which means I spent a part of my time sitting in a broad leather reclining swivel chair nicer that the easy chair in my family room at home... but most of my time crawling around in the equipment…

Obama is the best. He doesn’t even have to do this stuff anymore but look at him, out and about. Meanwhile the shitstain in the White House is trying his best to destroy everything good in this world.

Accuse her of molesting a lobster 40 years ago.

“Jones is a puppet.” “Moore will always vote with us.” Cognitive dissonance at its absolute apex.

Hi ho Silverstein, away!

Everyone knows the world’s sexiest man is Kristen Stewart.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Hi! Maybe this isn’t so crafty, but it I wanted to share a project I’m doing in honor of my mom who died this past year. I started painting these hearts and leaving them at cemeteries, hospitals, nursing homes and sometimes just leaving them in random places around town. I started doing it because I didn’t know what…

Haha troll cat ;)

This is the only thing I want to see from Starbucks

Paging Alan Dershowitz

He should be in jail for those pajamas...

I was actually hoping for more sit down and shut up.

I live in Boston ... if I unfollow him, would that be an adequate Mass Unfollowing?

And I’m still in the greys?

it’s also a quick way to identify people who are not able or willing to behave professionally.

So we are down to who wont ram a dick into my face?

You know what I particularly liked about this movie?