Watched it the minute it posted. Great work by all.

That subplot goes nowhere in the main franchise because they ditched the narrative arc for the sake of annualizing Assassin’s Creed. Desmond is gone not because he sucks (read: he is the best part fight me) but because they had to get rid of him so they could make Assassin’s Creed games forever.

ACIV is where the series said “Fuck it lets just make this an annual release franchise and screw our original narrative plan”

It’s the reason that Unity was so dumb and pointless. Because any AssCreed game without Desmond is dumb and pointless.

I know it goes against popular opinion, but this is why I stopped playing FF XIII. The beginning 1/3 was really fun, despite/because of its linearity. Then it opens up and it’s like “ok go fight random shit for like 10 hours until you level up” and I’m like, “how about I stop playing this forever instead?”

What about thoroughly entrenched/stubborn SOs? I’ve known my wife for 15 years and she stubbornly sticks to her “I don’t like video games” guns, meanwhile dumping hours into Pokemon Go and Candy Crush. She refuses to even hold a controller, unless she’s navigating TV apps.

Seems like the width could be an issue on pie crusts and pizza dough and stuff.

Seems like the width could be an issue on pie crusts and pizza dough and stuff.

Paddleborn?

Please tell me its called Battleporn.

I’ve been using the SlimFold Micro for three years now (on my second one currently) and haven’t found a better alternative yet. Thanks to the Tyvek construction it’s basically the same mass as just sticking the stuff into your pocket, except it doesn’t fall all over the place. The material does wear out faster than…

I’ve been using the SlimFold Micro for three years now (on my second one currently) and haven’t found a better…

I actually have this rare Final Fantasy game that’s not an RPG. It’s a fighting game, but it’sFinal Fantasy.

You got a couple incorrect dates:

I would imagine this is mostly in reference to updates to already-released games. Like if they wanted to do Rise of the Tomb Raider: 4K Edition or something. New games will likely just have 2 (or more) different graphics settings and no “patching” will be necessary.

Oh I get it. It’s a bunch of made up bullshit with no logic.

You don’t have to be white to qualify. Even though it’s right there in the name. Just gotta have that ridonk hourglass, which is possible to do while being not white.

She a pawg and I’m all about that.

I love my 08 Ridgeline for basically all the reasons this article describes. It’s exactly as much truck as most truck owners need (if they would admit it to themselves) and in the meantime it’s a very comfortable daily driver.

Early childhood was Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt, combined with an assortment of Intellivision games (SNAFU, Skiing and Triple Action, most notably).

I can’t live in a world where the first line of this article is not: “Isn’t it neat?”

What platform are you playing on? And is that 60fps, or the smoothest 30fps I’ve ever seen?

I have 2 cats. An orange longhaired Domestic named Jonesy (I know Jonesy is technically a Tabby, but w/e he’s orange) and a huge, gray Russian Blue named LV-426 (we call him LV).