-In exchange for a parade in 2016 that everyone not a White Sox fan loved and will cherish for eternity-

— Senator Bernie Sanders is the original —

“Named in open court” is a powerful sentence in a future grand jury hearing.

I mean I thought they were fucking in the lead photo

I do not-see a problem with workplace dating

This guy basically made his name treating SEC deplorables like intelligent callers. He was safely tucked away in the land of Orange Coke and revisionist US History until ESPN decided to trade him for Colin Cowherd. Everybody loses! 

He raises his hand like "over here teacher!" Fuck this guy

This piece doesn’t really reflect how batshit the last 30 sec was. By my count there was a TD, line up for two pt conversion to win, Broncos penalty, line up to kick instead, MISS the goddamn kick!, Bears penalty, line backup for 2 pt conversion, make 2 pt conversion for the lead, downfield pass, time expires, NO, one…

All of this is true...and Warren still loses by 3-5 points. We’re fucked, it’s just how do you want it? 

Yes, the casino owner hates addictions. Genius

A black woman had a idea about sports...SOMEONE had to put her in her place

At what point does the EU say fuck off with yet another extension? 

She’s like an inch shorter and 10 lbs lighter than Jake Elliott. What’s the problem? 

Even with all this wage theft and dishonesty these companies are both losing an insane amount of money. Basically it’s a contest of who can survive until driver-less cars get here. 

For whatever reason it’s the “I got it. I got it...” that really bothers the shit out of me here. It’s not just that he is painfully stupid, it’s like he’s doing an impression of a painfully stupid person he saw on a TV show. He’s beyond parody at this point. He’s crossed some sort of parody event horizon.

David Montgomery is going to be the starting RB

“several sources active in the kicking community say [Cody] Parkey is clearly better than anyone the Bears brought in this offseason.”

SIMPSONS DID IT! 

It’s kind of impressive that she fully grasps the inherent problems with both the criticism and praise. Seems like a smart kid. 

Tom Delay was Trump/McConnell-level Evil before it was cool.