That 80's Halloween special, tho...

—a life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso—complete with vagina and anus—to bring with him on road trips— 

To you he might be just amodest hitting utility infielder, but to us he is a damn fine HIPPA enforcement officer

I too was hoping they would deviate from a proven success 

It didn’t have to be this way for Travolta. I’m not saying you’re wrong, it just didn’t have to be this way. 

You get kicked out of baseball games for interfering with a inanimate object, so yeah, give this fucking futures trader the boot.

Pontoon Beach, IL? Please. This is clearly fake news.

Yes, facts and policies are winning the day left and right these days. 

Sir, there is not a single Flying J in Illinois. We are a more high-minded Pilot-loving people.

The Chicagoland metropolitan area is 10 million people, a $700 billion economy and contains more culture in a given one square mile than the entire state of Indiana. Outside of that Central and Southern IL have their own varying gems and charms. There is no need to insult them. 

Illinois can catch up on it’s bills. Indiana is stuck that way forever. 

Nothing is “in shambles” you podunk shit heel Hoosier. Every state takes several months to implement a major change like this. Don’t bother coming over. Stick to huffing paint with your cousin-girlfriend in the Flying J parking lot.  

There are a big pile of fair points here. My problem is he is a politician selling a brand and shouldn’t be surprised when “three houses” is thrown in his face. Ghandi made his own clothes for fucks sake. 

Lying about DMs...I believe that’s walking in open rebellion to God and to Jesus Christ 

I will not see this movie. However it did lead me to Google Ophélie Bau...and Good God.  

The second I saw the headline I was like “I wonder if this is related to my constantly bumbling team...”

I’m sorry that this happened to you, but I’m happy for your wife and your kids and your dog that they still have you and I’m happy there does not have to be a Drew Magary Memorial Scholarship presented to some kid at next year’s awards.

Agreed. He should have Archie Manning make the announcement

If they have the majority they can adopt any god damn rules they want. The can change the quorum requirements. Instead they act like they are in Model State Government class in HS. What the actual fuck? 

I have nothing to say in defense of these two swamp creatures. However, the idea that America is clammering for Medicare for All is a dangerous myth that is already hurting Democrats. Here is a line from a recent AP story in which the phrase Medicare for All enjoys 56% general approval: