Oh Dell, Demps da brakes 

The Bears have just a sad a list without a single HoF calibur player on the offense except for a center. 

I figure one of the anti-Wentz sources is Alshon. Dude just can’t help but drop a dime. 

On the list of people who are to blame for letting R. Kelly get away with mass rape for two decades, Dave Chappelle and Neal Brennan are pretty fucking far down. 

Moncada has less than 1,000 career at bats. Giolito has 30 career starts. Anderson is still developing! Pitchers get Tommy John surgery! Let’s bury them. Hang up and wait for your answer.

Watch literally any other media appearance and he is incredibly engaging and likable. The Chicago media, who really are dicks, love the guy, same for the players and fans. This was the only negative thing he said about a anyone all year, so that should tell you who is the real problem in this one.

Parkey is that drunk friend trying to come back in the party to apologize for a third time for breaking your grandmothers vase. Go home asshole. 

I had a good reason, then I forgot it, got dizzy and threw up. 

I am a dyed-in-the-wool White Sox fan, born and raised on the South Side, slept under a Sox Man flag in my room as a kid. I love this team as much as anyone can love a baseball team. If Manny Machado called me personally and asked my opinion about signing with the Sox my reaction would still probably be “I dunno dude,…

==Bears fans have to live with each and every regret==

It is what it is, I’m getting over it. But fuck this fucking geek on a stack of fucking bibles. Leave town Cody.  Now. 

Her socialist agenda will destroy Medicare 

Her word-vomit hole-digging response reminded me I saw her on an episode of Bill Maher’s show a couple years ago and she rambled and talked over the panel and host to such a degree that Maher eventually had to tell her to shut up, which was a bad look for everyone. Also, zero trace of a British accent. 

I, uh, don’t care what happens to him. Is that bad? I mean I feel for anyone dealing with mental illness but I don’t care about him anymore, and probably less, than homeless guy I throw a couple bucks to from time to time.

I use mine as stress relievers under my eyes. They don’t get drinks cold but they are super cold to the touch and feel great when you dab them under your eyes after a stressful day of looking at the computer screen too much. 

If you get shrimp at a sporting event you deserve everything that happens to your insides. 

“These firefighters were called to deal with the inevitable fall out when the rest of the city fails to prevent a gas line explosion.”

It’s almost as if the criminal justice system is hopelessly broken and swallows up and spits out minority lives with impunity. 

The Paul Konerko Hall Of Very Good For Very Long is an intriguing idea and I wish to subscribe to the newsletter.

=still only managed to rack up career totals of 2,866 hits=