We had a fat guy touchdown, the first successful onside in the NFL in like two years and a successful imitation Philly special as time expired and still managed to somehow fucking lose to a 3-8 team who’s QB is an extra on Walking Dead. Fuck.

It was flip to the halfback rather than a direct snap and in this case he went to his second read when the QB was covered. Other than that, it’s a pretty similar play so lighten up Francis. 

Knocking on 40 over here so I have no clue who this clown is but he looks like a parody of a teen rap star that would appear in a Judd Apatow film

Memphis is on the berg of a controversy 

HEY HEY, FUCKING SPOILERS...

Lovie Smith was 81-63 despite never having anything that resembled a QB. And Nagy has been pretty f’ing great. This team is a dropped pick and missed FG away from being 8-1.

-and that doesn’t have anything to do with Thabo or [Jalen] McCleskey-

THIS IS BULLSHIT. Nancy Pelosi is the most effective Democratic legislator we’ve had in decades. She is basically the only real knife fighter we have left. She’s the only leader who actually took power away from Bush instead of just talk about it. It’s called Obamacare but it was Nancy Pelosi who crafted and…

I saw it on Red Zone and the announcer was hilarious “No one has, uh, clued in the announce crew at Fox as to who Joe Horn is...” 

Buffalo is in the Niagara Falls area...

I am the public relations director at a public university. This is the greatest example of malpractice I’ve ever seen. There was simply no way out of this mess other than firing this toothy asshole. The state senate, who likely put a stamp of approval on every Board of Regents member should be hauling each and every…

The only thing he carries is a laminate sheet. What is the fucking pencil for?

I think the line would be openly supporting a despot when he is under fire for murdering journalists...

I’m not reclusive, I’m just a little overwhelmed at the moment

Man, they will do ANYTHING to get him over 

when a defense is that good and an offense is that bad—it becomes a liability off the field.

I assume the Bengals will sign him within a week

Mark Schlereth did the Bears/Cardinals game a couple weeks ago when Josh Rosen got his first action late in the game. He said “The Cardinals are thrilled about the poise this kid is showing so far”...he had played 4 snaps at that point, 2 of them hand offs.

The Bears were so confused by the move they had two red zone turnovers and missed a game winning FG

Butler energy was so intense Derrick Rose immediately burst into a thousand pieces.