Mark Schlereth did the Bears/Cardinals game a couple weeks ago when Josh Rosen got his first action late in the game. He said “The Cardinals are thrilled about the poise this kid is showing so far”...he had played 4 snaps at that point, 2 of them hand offs.

The Bears were so confused by the move they had two red zone turnovers and missed a game winning FG

Butler energy was so intense Derrick Rose immediately burst into a thousand pieces. 

I’m not seeing how this is in poor taste 

Jokes on him. The corrupted market doesn’t even sign safeties for more than $50 bucks and a carton of smokes cause they are too thinky. 

Thanks for the anxiety. I am considering leaving work early to take these things out now. 

Shitty employee does shitty thing...and also race 

Butler’s time in Chicago started with a feel good up-by-the-bootstraps kind of story and ended with him becoming someone who was pretty much despised by his teammates, coaches and front office alike. Not to be all Cowheardy here, but you probably can’t win with a guy like that. 

The second TD drive was a long, time draining drive that featured a healthy mix of run and short to medium passes and ended in pay dirt. He needs 3 of those a game and the Bears can make the playoffs with this D. With that game he now has officially started one more game in the NFL than he did in college. That the…

His trip to Hunter Thompson’s house was pretty damn funny

Maybe I am hopelessly naive for thinking any of this matters.

Omar Asik is like “What? No invite?”

I’m sitting in a Chicago bar with my friends near ecstatic that this time it was going to be different. As soon as the Allison pass hits, I look at them and say We. Are. Fucked. I should have just went home. I don’t know why I felt like I had to watch the same FUCKING MOVIE over again. 

I just watched the clip again. The most annoying part of the whole thing is the “We’ll get em next time” clap that Wilson gives after he literally threw away a Super Bowl. Just obnoxious. Also, I won $600 on that play. Thanks idiots. 

This was a good take. I watched the show and liked it for it’s entertainment value but it was not profound. What I couldn’t get past was Maverick Carter. Everyone is so recognizable and larger than life in the room but 40% of the conversation is being directed by the one guy you don’t know  who is doing a bad Puffy…

Donald deserves to get paid, but this is a JJ Watt sized problem with the cap space. $84 million to a player who doesn’t touch the ball is a problem. He’s great, he can affect a game in a big way, but a massive percentage of your cap space is now tied up in a couple interior linemen.

Three things:

Gotta Fill Those Big Beautiful Private Prisons

Trump thinks you are tweeting a little too much

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