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Yesterday I was really excited to see Mitch Trubisky have his best game as a pro and take nice step forward. And then comes this reminder that a team can do every single thing right to develop a QB and still have fate shit all over their faces.

An experienced mobile QB with the arm strength to stretch the field? I’m drawing a black...I mean blank.

Buy a small gas generator and learn to deal.

-On special teams, the Ravens are the league’s only team to return a punt and a kickoff for a touchdown.-

I feel like I understand what you wanted to try and accomplish here, and you just never really get there.

Granted, having back-to-back road games against Seattle and a surprisingly good Rams team is a tough task. But still, if Philly loses this week and doesn’t look too good, it all comes apart. All of it. You know who brags about 9-1 starts? Chiefs and Panthers fans.

A-Fucking-Men

Lavar Ball is annoying, but his antics have Mark Emmert openly challenging (whether he’s aware or not) the concept of the NCAA’s free labor league as the only pathway to the NBA. So he must be doing something right, right?

Did you see the movie Split? Or notice that he is about to start filming the sequel to Split? Cause this isn’t a surprise or new or anything.

The easy narrative aside, Gould deserved to be cut after 2015. He was the highest paid kicker in the NFL on a terrible team and missed back to back game winning field goals that year (including a camel-back-breaker at home against SF)

I think the limits of playing two ways in baseball today boils down to simple information retention. Starting pitchers are expected to learn a great deal about the lineups they are facing, down to statistical probabilities within the pitch zone. Similarly, hitters are expected to know a great deal about where a

He is the Virginia Basketball of Football

Wintust Arena opens in Feb in Chicago. It houses a lousy college basketball team and nothing else. Would be a perfect fit for this project

Get the best indie roster you can, put Punk and AJ at the top of the ticket and you can sell 15k in Chicago easily (This is a dream of mine)

That play was originally designed by Popavich. It’s called the “Cluster-Fuck-Chuck-It-Up”  

You just need a little time for yourself. Maybe a quick getaway to Northern Carolina or Southern Dakota

Where the fuck is Western Virginia? Geno Smith played football for the, say it with me now, West. Virginia. Mountineers.

Even the racists are getting bored at this shit

Hey, if you had the chance for some hot barn action with the Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark, would you pass it up? Didn’t think so.

I will gladly foot the bill for his helicopter skiing trip