In fairness, Derrick Carr’s kidney shot an unarmed teen in the off season #takeaknee

I worked in electoral politics for 15 years. When it comes to striking legit fear in the hearts of politicians, ADAPT is the most underrated group in America. Google the images of how they conducted the boycotts of public transportation in Denver and LA in the 90's, literally crawling under tires and hanging on to…

Try not to lose your head about it dude

As a Bears fan, when I tuned in around the start of the 4th and saw 20-0, I didn’t need to see a single play or highlight to know exactly what happened.

Ruining other teams late season moments is all we have. Leave us to our misery.

Who the fuck actually writes their own job description? Fucking fantasy land

I live in a Chicago suburb that is roughly half Hispanic. Most of these kids are first generation American and deeply rooted in soccer from a young age. They whip the living shit out of my kids team. Maybe there is hope there?

#35 Chicago Bears, Neal Anderson. I thought he was the shit. In truth he was a slightly above average back who had three prime seasons, and the unfortunate roll of filling Walter Payton’s shoes. But in my stupid kid head, he was the new Bears running back, therefore he was the new Walter Payton. If only life worked…

You sound like the type of asshole who says shit like “Well, if you’re not doing anything wrong, you don’t have to worry about anyone recording your phone calls” Get fucked.

And here I was thinking Andy Dalton was the ultimate Break Even QB

Watching Sale in Chi for the past 6 years, he has an Indians problem, he also has a September problem. He loses 2-3 mph of the fastball and his slider starts flat-lining like it did last night and the results ain’t pretty. We were never good enough to see if these problems would persist passed September...

He’s very good

This situation is just screaming for Kaepernick. It would create a sliver of interest in the Jags, of which now there is none. It’s not like there are enough fans in the stands to make any kind of significant protest against the guy.  Yes, some Jacksonville trash will bring a confederate flag to the game, and then...…

I was pretty offended when Ambrose Burnside was allowed to call that women’s softball game, so I get it.

You just know there was a black intern sitting at the pitch meeting going “do I say something? I should say something, right?”

I went to the Democratic Convention in Philly. As it got out each night the subways plan to collect payment was to have a guy standing at each door with a garbage bag and telling everyone to throw a dollar in. The convention was planned for 18 months and that’s what they came up with.

Jay Cutler’s teammates will not feel comfortable around him at all. And that will have zero to do with his broadcasting aspirations and everything to do with the fact he is incapable of rallying an island of starving men around a pig roast.

You can just fuck right off with your half melted cheese slices on the bottom of the bun like some kind of heathen.

Miller REALLY thinks he has him on that “English speakers only come from England” bit. It’s like watching someone build up a dud joke.

Both those pitchers were clearly balls, for whatever it’s worth.