Still flying propeller planes over there, eh?

Aaaaaand, that's why you're not in charge of anything.

We need Rachel McAdams with a set of steak knives to go to Jess's rescue

Trestman lost control and the respect of this team waaaaaay before the last week. Like, sometime around when they were getting injured celebrating sacks while down 50 to NE.

Hunter Thompson has nothing on this bitch

Why wasn't Deano Blandino called up to pop his collar and tell everyone to just chill, we got this. Embarrassment to the league? What embarrassment to the league?

The worst part of this whole thing was having this bro-looking shit heel spew out a bunch of bullshit word salad to try and explain why the NFL clearly has no fucking idea what there own rules are. Hey, Deano, if you're going to be a final authority on this, maybe wear a fucking tie. Or hey, he's an idea, maybe have…

Sorry DF Sites. You are subject to the same bribery laws as every other gambling outfit in history.

That is a shitty thing to do to anyone, but this kid had a nice game last week. And considering that Alshon Jeffery will never play football again, he has a place to develop.

Let’s be clear. This isn’t some sort of righteous rebuff of Kane. This is using rape as a punch line.

The black community for the past several generations has been struggling with a crisis of fatherhood. Here comes a kid making a touching tribute to his father, and through it showing millions of viewers one example of how a good father can positively touch a life...and he gets slapped with a fine. Rules are rules?…

To all league officers, coaches, parents, players and cheerleaders,

If Altidore stays healthy and Michael Bradley doesn’t shit in the bed, we had a legit shot to get into the Round of 8 in Brazil and make some history that might have had that residual national effect every soccer fan is hoping for. I was in the Chicago gatherings at Grant Park and Solider Field for the last two games.…

And 200% AGAINST Governor Snyder’s plan to import Muslims from Syria to Michigan!

This is a no-win for the refs. If they throw the flag and Detroit wins, it's a conspiracy one way, if they leave the flag in the pocket it's a conspiracy the other way. Something about these two teams and weird endings to games.

"If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.” - Are. You. Fucking. Serious. By this logic, Carly owes HP investors a shit ton of cash out of her pocket.

“He's a nobody on a garbage team" - Says a nobody on no team.

"But, in essence, Derby Days is an emblem of what the mainstream, white Greek system really teaches its participants, which is how to couch a wide spectrum of unseemly behavior under the twin masks of tradition and philanthropy."

As a strategic decision, disbanding the program does seem ill-informed. But that is hardly new in large scale military planning (see Bradley Fighting Vehicle for examples) and it’s not like our military industrial complex is exactly shrinking. History would tell us if there really is a desperate enough need, we can…

Joe West is a disgrace who should have never been allowed to ump another game after this: