If Ted Cruz watched this, he'd probably have a brain aneurysm.

...if they want to make purchases like a dumbass chimp, their bathroom should resemble such.

Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?

the "Regen Requirements" (which were challenges you had to complete before you could prestige) killed it. It made you have to grind doing things you didn't want to do/were not fun to progress

Added bonus: this stylish shirt will also make you invisible to women.

so... not a cover of the dead boys song?

It actually wasn't a foul ball. At least not until after it got Budweiser splashed all over it.

Why wouldn't he listen to the Mavs? It's not like Phoenix is a glamorous city to live in, and if money matters Texas' 0% state income tax may come into play. Plus Dirk has ~2 more good years and is completely upfront about taking whatever pay cut it takes to have at least one of those be on a contender.

This is going to ruin FIFA's reputation.

I can't imagine the real Bender would shamelessly rip off the Mooninites gag from a few years ago.

Brian, these people have looked on the Internet and at pictures. Stop embarrassing yourself with "firsthand knowledge" and so-called "personal experience".

Wow, you are right. It's Chekhov's shovel! This really is a triumph of a film.

I know this is a post made in jest, but I just want to state for the record that this lady is not representative of the typical Red Sox fan. Yes, she is the face of the Sully & Murph/Barstool wing of the party, but contrary to popular perception, they are but a very vocal minority.