I almost cut my hair, it happened just the other day. It’s getting kinda long, I could have said it wasn’t in my way.

Harry Kane scoffs at Eden Hazard. Scoffs I tell you.

i'm having a hard time understanding what i'm seeing here, why aren't these policemen killing anyone?

CamelBak?

I would also like to be held in winter. Or summer. Or any time, really.

fuck it, now i want a Toblerone

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Jack's become the Tommy Heinsohn of the Bruins.

I ain't your buddy, pal!

Forget that. I'm never gonna dig him up, never gonna touch that ground. Never gonna grab a spade and exhume him.

his post

Talk about clickbait. I came here looking for a Jets article.

to make the gamers more comfortable, the upper deck was then filled with their parents.

You went with "bendgate" instead if "bendgazi?"

Yuengling's Black and Tan, however... Beer Advocate calls it "Style: Black & Tan," but I think it should be "Style: It is super easy to drink 6 of these quickly."

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

Oh, geez. If the LAPD doesn't have a record of anything happening, they must have beaten the shit out of poor Shaw.

2 minutes for ruffing.

Raise your hand if you yawned while reading this article ::raises hand::

Fake soccer? But I thought it was Real Madrid?