1) I hate to sound like a curmudgeon, but I didn't know that Brad and Angelina *weren't* married.

Yeah, and where's the beach? We're always on the beach, careless and worry free. This is obviously a scam.

I swear to god that is every single tampon commercial in America.

WHERE'S THE BLUE FLUID?

How else are you supposed to know the blue fluid is locked in place?

I forgot where i read this but,

"I swear I saw Batman on the highway!"

Someone on Reddit pointed out that the edges of the cape appear to be attached somehow to the rear of the bike. Figures that someone like Batman figured out the cape on bike problem.

Dear Batman: cape + bike = bad idea...

So I guess in the feudal state you live in, pictures were banned by your President for Life because he is color blind, because if you look at the featured picture in this article, the order of march (l. To r.) is pink, brown, white.

More importantly, driving while high is dangerous to other drivers and pedestrians.

We can talk about whether the NFL's policies make sense, but if they're smoking pot shortly before they're supposed to be flying to a game, they're basically showing up for work high.

Max "Anything To Make Them Click" Read everybody, proof that you don't have to be a lawyer to be a scumbag without any principles.

I'm STILLLL in a DREEEEAAAMM . . . Snake FUCKER . . . DA DA DA DAAAAAA.

I really agree with this. If this article is reasonable on this day, why not publish a daily description of and links to videos of people fucking dogs or horses or children or passed-out women? All of those are on the same spectrum of horrifying and illegal rape of defenseless and non-consenting living beings.

He's holding the snake in a sort of hybrid position, a cross between how a human might hold another human lover, and how a musician might hold a saxophone.

Can't believe any editor would ever publish this embarrassing drivel.

I don't know how you played Snake Eater but I spent a good portion of my time trying to fuck a cobra.

Wait, if he updates his record, wouldn't that mean that he would have to again update, as the edit count increased by one?