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The guy perching over the other fellow's shoulder...

Quinn: ...what's that thing, when stuff turns out funny? Moronic?

I used my 3D Printer to make a duplicate of Madonna's boobs.

Poopi Goldberg - Hair full of poop

Sharon Osbourne - cutting off a man's penis is "quite fabulous"

Poopie Goldberg that styles her hair with POOP?!?

Being chastised for not being "Married with Children?"

An oversized vagina made of a dry hard substance that's loose enough to trap a man, feet first inside? Well enough about Oprah Winfrey, let's talk about sports.

If her writing is no worse than Stephanie Meyers (sparkle-crap vampire-crap) books, then I think the mistaken purchasers came out way ahead in the game for their goofed purchase. Stephen King is just a word dump of lousy plotting, establishing shot over-padding, and Stephen King's own retarded psychopathic fetishes.

URBAN DICTIONARY

LET ME GO, fast.

A game with few zombies would actually be far more realistic.

"last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out."

"Wow," Al said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"What do you mean?" Don asked. "Like what?"
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Al said.
"Well, what is yours like?" asked Don.
"It's straight, like normal," Al replied.
"Geez, I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Don said.
Al finished what he was doing and

Well, the Bushes did have their real son executed for Ted Bundy's crimes while they freed Ted Bundy and declared him to be the "Real George Walker Bush". They were the only ones who got out with a profit in the scam.

Laughing gas is a nicer way to kill something, but so much harder to obtain.