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Pull another out of the tree trunk that acts as a quiver.

Observing my cousin right now, no, there’s an age cut off. You need to be at least 7-8 to manage some core concepts in most gaming genres. RPGs need reading comprehension, platformers need problem solving and spacial awareness, puzzles need logic and memory. This is stuff that you just don’t develop till 7-8. Maybe 6.

Currently introducing my 5 year old cousin to SNES and N64 games. She has a lot of trouble with precision platforming, and I think the PS2 controller I use for gaming on my laptop is a shade too big for her hands. But mostly children psychologically have a problem with spatial awareness and judgements, and it takes

...You need a sedative.

It’s also the attitude of the character. In Japan there’s not a lot of distinction between gender and orientation. It’s all an assumed package of Feminen vs Masculine. If you wear a dress, you are feminine. If you are a homosexual male, you are also feminine. The orientation is also applied vice versa. So when you

I wonder who’d win an episode of Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Link or Cloud?

Because it makes Bond look less powerful associating him with the look of a common woman, as per modern view by comparison.

It’s masterfully done. It’s all about Negative Space, just like the (Slightly hamfisted) topic in Dawn’s art class. The camera focuses in on strangely mundane things, giving them the visual equivalent of Semantic satiation. There’s no music. There’s no action. A lot of it is still, and dissociative. Anyone whose

Restless. Restless. Restless. This is THE most accurate I have ever seen dream sequences portrayed. I keep extensive dream diaries, and study other people’s written accounts. Its something of an obsession, since I have sleep paralysis often, and use this hobby to combat my fear of it.

I’m surprised nobody’s drawn this comparison yet.

Its a pretty typical spring flavor in Japan. It’s not really a ‘flavor’ so much as an accent. Quite a few flowers in the world are edible, especially fruit blossoms. They taste mostly like floral notes and a tiny hint of the fruit they’re meant to turn into. It’s more a popular flavor though because of it’s

...Prison food usually comes pre-prepared when it comes to stuff like burgers. Odds are she wasn’t a cook so much as a line-slopper who saw how the burgers were delivered. They’re usually deep fried in a factory process, I think, hence the lack of char. They’re also barely meat by grade standards. You can get the same

Sorry, I think you meant “Lively and charming.” We forgive you for not having room in your dark, lonely soul for such concepts.

With stuff like The Sims, there’s so much chaos that inevitably fun patterns start to emerge, and nothing makes a Sims player happier than when suddenly a character-based Sim starts acting either cannilly on point, or so bizzarelly out of tune that it becomes comedy gold.

Unfortunately with a lot of the biggest stars being offered more money to make shows with ad revenue from these suits, its stopped being ‘ours’. A lot of these shows have gone far and away from the grass-roots of guys just sitting in their bedroom talking about whatever’s relevant. They’re putting on show with budgets

Oh look, mob mentality. That’s...totally not new.

I have no regrets.

His pathology twists it in his own mind. To him, pedophila of post-pubescent homosexual boys doesn’t exist, since they have ‘Higher IQs’ and are capable of engaging on an equal playing field with fully grown men.

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Here’s some more context for people that may not understand Milos’ history, and why he says the things he does.

...You need help.