Odds are he hired someone to write these for him.

Cult of personality. They’re a new breed of celebrity in that unlike movie and TV stars, they’re both entertaining and people we can relate to. They talk about the stuff ‘we’ like to do, and make it enjoyable. Where as glamor propels the allure of a movie star, the fact that they’re people like us (Only much richer,…

...That is not a smart way to spend money earned from unstable fad media...

Calling it now: Calum died in the car, and this is a self denial Jacobs Ladder story about a mom coming to terms with causing her son’s death. Everyone wants to chase that sweet Silent Hill 2 money.

This same theory is also hinged to a sister theory that Ash isn’t the intended pokemon master that Red is. The series diverges in that Ash never wins the League tournament, and no gym leader ever becomes friends with Red. So Ash is just some wannabe, a few years after Red’s journey.

This is a pretty old fan theory. Its comeplling, but probably not remotely intended. We’re really good at fitting peices together; it gives us an evolutionary (Hah) edge over a lot of other animals. But like most of our natural intincts, they tend to be overcompensated.

Take Friday the 13th off that list. It’s a really slow and plodding movie, and is really just trying to copy Halloween, which while also slow, is a bit tighter and well developed by comparison. Halloween should be almost everyone’s introduction to horror.

Someone get me dancing Dojima, stat!

No, they’re not adults. They just look like adults. They stopped mentally growing somewhere around 14.

I guess I confused those for instant oats, which every recipe says DO NOT USE.

Here’s my conundrum: The only place I know of to even get rolled oats is the health/natural food isle of supermarkets, where they price gouge. 32 ounces of rolled oats is 6-7 bucks. Similar portion of raw nuts is likewise. You get more per buck, but its still really, really expensive for something that’s very easy to…

Its hard to think of suppliments as an industry; you don’t see branding, ads, or references to them in pop culture. It’s easy to feel like they don’t have an agenda. The reality is if it’s on a store shelf, it does.

Short of sticking sexual objects on her, I’m really not sure how one could even try. I know there’s something for everyone, but I doubt even the nuttiest of fetishists can get off the humping hard plastic.

I kind of feel kind of...I don’t know the right w0rd...dismissive of people with body issues that they can at least actively change. If you’re overwieght, you can exercise or seek treatments. Makeup and medication can fix bad skin. A good hairstylist will fix that friz. Half the time an ‘ugly’ face is all about just…

D-Box is already moving towards this. I don’t know how many past films have done this, but select theaters are planning to combine moving seats with VR-Goggles of some sort to show an ‘in the movie’ version of Goosebumps.

Next you’ll tell me all the star trek planets look the same...

I think a big problem is too many people try to brute-force their hair into anime spikes. You either need a wig with far more hair than the normal scalp provides, or you need to rethink it and try to get the spirit, if not the exact details of it. That’s one of the biggest successes of this piece compared to the guys…

Yeah, that’s been identified as a female, though I forget her name.

The main idea is Link is a very spritely character. He’s not human, and he very overtly faire, even feminen features. Hell even when they made a live action promotional video, they braught a female to play as Link. How seriously you take the Zelda rap is up to you, but I see where they’re coming from. I can’t really…

I’m a big fan of OUAT, and since that’s a Disney/ABC product, that technically puts Kingdom Hearts up on the table. Since one of the main protags is in the same age range now as the MCs of Kingdom Hearts, I do sometimes wonder what it’d be like if they introduced some versions of Sora, Rikku and Kairi to the mix on…