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No need to seal it, because nothing would come out :D

I’ve only come to just realize that I spent my entire childhood lying. About everything. When I read comments on here about “Oh, I CAN’T LIE. My WHOLE FACE gets red!” I’m like.....Really?

I was a kid when his accident happened, but my family were really big into horses, so he was at quite a few of the events (horse events and competitions) that we were at.

I’m so sorry.

Oh, how awful.

!!!!!

A friend of mine told me a similar story- She said she and her dog moved into a small house in this little suburb in Northern New Hampshire, but her house was on the far edge of the condo/housing community, right up against the land of this big farmhouse (which didn’t have much land around it any more, as it had been

I love stories like this. They’re very sweet :)

“no matter how sweet and well-tempered the beast”

I know the cliche is every Canadian is wonderful and polite and lovely, but honestly, every Canadian I’ve ever met has been a dick. I mean a real, deep down, back of the throat dick.

You know, I LOVE these stories, and they creep the shit out of me, but I grew up in a very, very “haunted” house and...everyone got along.

Jesus.

Aw, ladies.

I remember that one!!!

Man,

I am so sorry this happened to your friend.

I am whiter than a tube of toothpaste, but I have hair that convinces the world somewhere in my ancestry there was African influence (could be true, who knows?).

YES

I spent a year backpacking across the African continent and, whenever I could afford it, spent some time in Safari parks. There are a wide variety, but some (like this one it looks like) allow people to drive through, unaccompanied by a ranger or guide, in their own cars.