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Ahh, yes, the Land Rollover in its native habitat.

Studies showed that parking your car upside down reduced the likelihood of your automobile from being stolen by nearly 98% this Christmas season.

And a hard man is good to find (boom!)

Chipotle is almost as gross as Fancy Kristen doing less fancy things. Gross.

Bah humbug.

I remember watching the Audi R10 TDI run around Road America and hearing the noise of the tires across the rumble strips for the first time. It still fucking ruled. Bring on the quiet races!

oh, never do engine mounts.

I’ve been back and forth with these guys a gazzilion times. Here’s how it goes:

I’ve been waiting for this.

Hot Vans?

No. It’s an SUV. Shit, wait... its a tall wagon. No, shit.... a crossover. Or its a.....

This past spring, Michael Ferro resigned as chairman of publicly traded media-looting hell-company Tronc, Inc., just

The Covini C6W. For when understeer really isn’t a problem for you.

Congratulations, Mr. thedimwit, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an airplane which this lovely lady will deliver with no broken wings.

I’m right there with ya. It can be the most brilliant driver in the world, but you still have to look at it before you get in. Life’s too short to drive an ugly car. The only reason to buy this is if you hate people so much that you get your kicks by exposing them to this much ugly.