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    THANK YOU! I mean, really. If you know a damn thing about this show (which a recapper, you know, should), you'd know that Timbaland was behind the music. Plus, perhaps there should be some acknowledgment that "Take Me to the River" is a classic soul song?

    But has there been any indication *at all* that the showrunners are even remotely thinking about this? Not that I've seen elsewhere, and not that I see in this article. But hey, clickbait. Whatever.

    Maybe the criticisms would mean a little more if you caught the fact that Tessa explained that she needed Dalia's help because she didn't have a credit card, that Lisa was singing and not lip-synching, and that Lisa's played by Allie Grant, not Jane Levy.

    Did I really see these two sentences just one bullet point apart?
    "Didn’t last week’s teaser promise that the competition to be Supreme would end with somebody on fire? I didn’t see anyone on fire this week.
    "As for Myrtle, she is burned at the stake for reasons and for the show to incorporate another Fleetwood Mac

    We are, as the rest of the review says, which makes that error at the very top of the review all the more glaring.

    "Almost half of the first season’s cast has left the show, written out through either death or relocation." Almost half? By my count, four main characters who started in the first season had left by the end of the third season. Four out of 27. How does that math work?