Thank you for that. That was one of the better laughs I had today.

Which felt longer - this or the VMAs?

That’s crazy how it’s almost a straight line between north and south.

Can anyone tell me what happened to Jax’s face?!? How did he get that scar?

I love that Yoko Ono is in the world.

That was the first thing I noticed too.

The Jaguars made the playoffs in the last ten years?

What's with the new name?

Those guys doing the game don’t know when to STFU.

I've always wondered how you choose who's part of the tweet beat (even more so today).

Where's Kara?

Right? Like why not “Kid Rides on Roof of Train”?

My buddy ran into him a year or so ago and said how approachable and down to earth he was. Very sad. Here’s a picture from when they met:

*through

So I just checked with my sources in the area (I went to school in Winona and coached basketball in the next town west), and supposedly the coach slept with one of his players and the player woke up with no recollection of what happened. Allegedly it was an overseas player.

You and Ed really seem to be hitting it off!

Yeah I saw that too! Profoundly disturbing, especially when he talked about how he used to torture cats and have rats eat people to death. Those shows would leave a dark cloud over me that I couldn't shake off very easily, but I'd always want to see the next one.

Did you ever watch a show called Autopsy on HBO? It came out just when these true crime shows were becoming popular, and it was by far the most disturbing of any of them.

I thought this was your funniest one yet.

Of all the videos cops have shown up in lately, I was rooting for them in this one.