You won’t see this, likely, but t’is ok. I must thank you so much for sharing this gorgeous essay, and need to express that you were such an essential part of my Canadian teendom, the fact that anyone tried to make you feel unwelcome or like an outsider is just so infuriatingly wrong.

Oh my goodness... Hillary...

Ooooh! Please bring back Carlos. Please let“Carloooooos” remain the proper admonishment for pun-foolery. ‘Tis all I ask.

I might actually cry. I’m so sorry, everyone.