Because you are not a certified Cheap Bastard™

man how the fuck did I not know this

I love bike lanes. As a driver they let me know where cyclists are going to be. As a cyclist they let me know where cars arent. Particularly where they are separated by some sort of barrier / curb. We have dedicated bike stop lights and turning lights here too. I love them. I can make a right hand turn knowing that a…

Perhaps the melting of the ice caps will hasten the end of this incredible selfishness.

All good points, but 7miles is pretty much a perfect bike ride.

loosen up Megan & put out a little love to some of these unsung athletes

Ok I’m going to surprise you all:

Thank sweet little baby Jesus that someone is FINALLY sticking to sports.

It's a butt-off!

Now this is the sticky sports content I’ve been waiting for! Wait, they said “stick *to* sports”? Well, this seems like sticking it to sports as well, so I guess it works.

Hear Hear.

Fuck that bitter herb.

“Baseballl players have the most incredible butts—high, round, too big for most pants—which sit on top of their thicc-ass thighs like a beautiful Thanksgiving turkey or a honey-baked ham.”

Rugby league players for their thighs (their faces suffer somewhat due to the nature of the game)

Jezspin forever

I’m crying from laughter. This is excellent.

please disregard the facial hair, which can range from “that works” to “Babe....”

Is this a sports blog now? Two baseball posts already today? I am confused about the focus of this blog and, as such, will refuse to purchase items from its advertisers. Also, I really don’t appreciate the ads that suggest I am in the market for lady’s Depends, though I do admire the shade. 

I don’t really have anything to add - just trying to drive up visitor metrics and site interactions for these Stick to Sprotz stories.

I just got married and the amount of little shit that I thought no one care about but my wife and mother in law thought was THE MOST IMPORTANT SHIT IN THE WORLD but ultimately wasn’t anything close to a big deal is...well, basically most things.

“Just OK shirts”