That rubber band thing has never once worked for me. I just end up destroying perfectly good rubber bands.

My father did something similar back when I was a young’un. The thing he added (that I love in hindsight) is he told me “this can’t be the top”.

I’m glad someone else caught that. This place sure has fallen on hard times since Tyler bailed.

so viral marketing for “Gravity 2": Electric Bugaloo

Oooh, SCARY! Until you remember that Putin would rather sock away his country’s Rubles into his own personal bank accounts (allegedly over $200 billion and counting) than buy real weapons for a real war. Which is why his old-ass helicopters are dropping antique gravity bombs on Syrians.

White people were racist long before Trump buddy...

Somewhat early on during flight training, I asked my instructor a question about the airport we were going to land at. He looked at me, then let his head fall against the side window and muttered: “I just died”.

He didn’t say another word until we landed. In other words, rely only on yourself. Seems this is another…

Just to clarify, cause I’m sure you’re next step is to call me a Trump supporters or some stupid bullshit, no I don’t support Trump. I don’t even live in your shit hole of a country, I just see all these people blaming Trump for the racism in America and all it does is belittle and downplay the true issues your…

Well, their message worked, the man is now a proud member of the Korean Kar Klub.

What normal person would drive around with the slurs still visible? Go to the hardware store, get a couple of cans of paint, and rattle can that shit so you can’t see what it says (after filing the police report, taking pictures, and filing an insurance claim of course). This smells like a fake news story. Like this.…

I don’t know, California is pretty intolerant...

No, you can’t pin this on Trump. This is an Arkansas thing, the capital of backwater America.

Kia! Kia! Kia!

So, no independent witnesses, no security camera film, just his story.

The all-Christmas-music switch is its very own brand of special radio hell.

Oh I fucking hate people that pull into pumps then go buy shit in the gas station store (where you pay 3-4x the price for the same goods at the super market on the other side of the parking lot) and don’t buy gas.

Flying back from Afghanistan, stewardess asked for us to move our M249 Saws so that they could get out the charts that were behind them.