Ben Roethlisberger

"It was time for him to go home coach… who wants to shotgun?!"

The way the NFL tries so hard to align itself with the military makes me gag with disgust.

More like Musloser, am I right?

Later, Gator!

Every Rose has its torn [ligaments].

The NCAA had more evidence on Penn State than the NFL had on the Saints.

"Another bad call by college officials, the death penalty seems a bit excessive here. The only penalty that makes sense in this case is illegal use of the hands" - Mike Pereira

In my opinion, Penn State deserved the Death Penalty more than SMU did. I realize some of you will disagree but covering up child rape is worse than paying student athletes. Again, that's just my opinion.

Have you heard of Danger Mouse's "Grey Album"? He mixes the Beatles "White Album" and Jay Z's "Black Album" and it's one of the greatest things I've ever listened to

i would love to hear a white guy say "black Songs" - he will get strung up in public and bashed all over the news - but when he says "white songs" no one cares.

"Wish I could have had those results." —Rex Ryan

"Wish I could have had that cheesesteak." —Rob Ryan

It is kind of sad, but it's also funny, like so much of what happens here at DS.

His Mama call him Clay, imma call him Dumbass.

nut fumble

Nice finish, but it's a sad commentary on our times that the full force of the US Army can barely defeat a Canadian territory. Thanks Obama.

I got your longhorn right here

Rings can be easily identified as all three have asterisks.

Correction: One of these rings will be at your local pawn shop, the other two are going to Putin to complete the set.

I've always loved the smooth and silky sounds of The S.O.S. ( Sound of Success) Band.