If she tries that and loses the friend instead of ghosting the friend, then nothing really is lost in the end AND she’ll be doing the rest of the people in her friend’s life a favor/maybe make her a bit more self-aware. Though, reading between the lines, it looks like that would be a huge uphill battle for the…

There is no way you can ask without being an asshole. Just don’t.

well with any luck he died of a heart attack when Obama got elected

It takes place in Monterey, which is like two hours south of San Francisco. Despite people thinking that California is always hot AF, Northern California is actually a very cool Mediterranean climate. The average high in the summer is only mid-60s and gets down to the low to mid 50s at night. The ocean in Northern…

The rules for quarantine and bringing animals in and out of a country are there for very good reasons. Especially in a place like Australia that is geographically isolated. You can’t break them because you’re rich and want your dogs with you.

Maya Rudolph is perfect.

Married at 22? Good luck.

Yeah, this boring-but-smug bullshit about waiting around for some guy and imagining the thoughts of the girls who laughed at you in middle school or whatever gets to be on the same website that has posts celebrating genius mathematicians who just died? Jezebel, please choose more wisely. This is stupidity.

Graduated college and immediately bought a house? This story cannot be real.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Brian later told me that it took dating a few other people to realize how badly he got treated by them, and how I was the one he always went to.

NO NAME, YOU SAY!?

My kids ate brownies for breakfast today. I’m like....it’s pretty much a granola bar anyway. But most flavored yogurt is WAY too fucking sugary, even for me.

“Yoplait: Yes, this is essentially candy that you can pretend is healthy, so just say ‘fuck it’ and reach for one in place of a Snickers”