We have to pretend this is a shocking violation tho.

I mean, getting served is never fun, and it’s probably pretty embarrassing to have it done like this. But it’s hardly a great monstrous achievement-ruining indignity either. Olivia Wilde’s a grown woman and a successful writer-actor-director, I’m fairly certain she’ll overcome the mild temporary embarrassment of being…

won’t someone think of the poor, unfortunate millionaire having to deal with a minor inconvenience? how dare that villainous process server try to do their job to pay their bills. don’t they know who Olivia Wilde is???

Another fucking bad take from Hughes, add it to the mountain pile.

Meh. I’m on the process servers side. Just the messenger. There’s no details exactly how the process server came to the conclusion of doing this action. I’ll assume it can be for any number of reasons such as, “I tried several times these last couple of weeks to professionally serve her, but she knows how to pump…

I heard he repeatedly referred to a female coworker as ‘an ignorant slut’.

Expertly presented this story in the clickbait-iest way possible. I’m almost impressed.

If the slap hadn’t happened and everything had ended after Jada’s eyeroll, it would have just been Chris Rock telling a dud joke, the end. Thanks to the slap, her hair loss is all over the news and her husband is going to do an apology tour.

Even within the article Barsanti engages in the same behavior.

So, don’t give him a headline, Exhibit A in how much the AV Club has gone downhill. Seriously, what are you good at that caused you to get a job writing?

We have all of your colleagues’ takes on the situation. And they probably weren’t there either so.....

Website posting near-constant stream of articles about Will Smith slap gets on high horse when celebrity answered question when asked about Will Smith slap.

to ensure both that everyone gets to throw in their two cents and that this story remains in the public eye for as long as possible.

Has everyone lined up to present their hot take on the Will Smith/Chris Rock thing from The Oscars? No need to get into separate groups for who you think is right or wrong, we’ll just be going through the entire population of the planet alphabetically to ensure both that everyone gets to throw in their two cents…

“...why else would Jim Carrey, someone who was not at the Oscars (as far as we know) and has no real stake in the drama, be getting headlines for talking about it?”

The tone of this post sucks. Fuck off, man. 

Dude, Where’s My Car? is underrated.

Jim Carrey weighed in because he was asked about it. 99.9 % of these stories about celebs weighing in on things (are Marvel movies cinema/Oscars slap, whatever) is because they’re asked about it on press junkets to generate headlines...like the one Carrey’s doing for Sonic 2. But you know this. 

You know, it occurs to me that if you don’t think that a celebrity’s response to something is particularly noteworthy, then you have the option to simply NOT REPORT ON IT. This weird sort of unearned condescending snark may be Barsanti's trademark, but I'll be damned if I can understand why it's something that the GMG…

They make them turn in their prop badge and gun.