Why did Omni-Man bother lying for so long in the first place? Why not go mask off from the beginning, or much earlier anyway?

Contra the article, I believe the comedian involved is actually Joe List.

The joke was to Google it because, although there had been accusations which could be found, almost no one in the lay public was particularly aware of it. If they were already aware, they wouldn’t have to Google it.

What do you think, sexusl predators have sexual predator meetings where they discuss and get the inside scoop on all their favorite sexual predator heroes? These sexual predators would have been just as ignorant of Bill Cosby as the general public.

You could certainly be confused in fall of 2013. Bill Cosby’s fall from grace happened at the end of 2014 (prompted by a Hannibal Buress clip going viral, of all things). Bill Cosby was still putting out comedy specials at the end of 2013 and generally thought of as an adorable elderly figure, going on the talk show…

Why would “the 2020s” mean “The 203rd decade starting with the decade whose first year was the first year AD” and not “the years named ‘twenty-twenty-something’ ”? Why shouldn’t there be a nice name for the years from 2020 through 2029 inclusive?

Or John Amos? The man is a legend.

Aw... “Jared” of all people to not recognize how sometimes a person’s real name actually isn’t the one everyone calls them.

Huh? The quote goes back to George Bernard Shaw, and then was re-used by a gaggle of Kennedys including John, Robert, and Ted, but so what?

Perhaps people sat on their asses because Hillary wouldn’t even promise to do much for them, all under the guise of “reality”. How realistic was the “reality” choice when it didn’t get elected either?

It’s very natural to support a candidate who is committed to things you want, rather than one who is not.

Huh? What risk are activists asking the unprivileged to shoulder by pushing for truly left-wing policy (such as universal single-payer healthcare)?

Way to fucking spoil “Year of Hell” for those of us who haven’t watched it, asshole.

I’m very well aware that movies aren’t shot in sequence. I just think it all sounds so stupid that they go to such lengths to keep Ruffalo, who presumably hangs around quite a bit on set with all these other actors who are allowed to know more, in the dark about the movie he himself is in. I don’t think it’s…

Yeah, these stories don’t really make sense to me. Either his death is so interchangeable and irrelevant that it doesn’t speak well to the supposed emotional impact they’re supposed to carry in these movies, or somehow it is a very significant moment but he’s prohibited from reading the full script of the movie he’s…

Having listened to the whole leaked set, yes, people were laughing consistently; not just the guy recording, but basically the whole crowd. You couldn’t tell from the warmth of the reaction that there had been any scandal. (Of course, there are a million terrible comics who also get warm receptions, so, don’t take…

How depressing, that time passes, and those who grow up and live in later eras are more familiar with celebrities who grow up and live in later eras.

(Well, actually, yeah, aging is depressing, I’m depressed constantly. But it’s nothing surprising or rude of the next generation to no more pay attention to their…

What’s wrong with using a cup of water to wash yourself after finishing defecating? What makes it one of the worst things to happen in an office bathroom?

Serious question: Mark Wahlberg has, as far as I know, never again violently attacked anyone (for being of another race, or any other reason), after the age of 21. He was a horrible violent criminal as a teenager, but seems like a perfectly rehabilitated adult; dumb and lunkish and whatever, but no longer notably…

But... Woody Allen did date young Diane Keaton, in real life?

I agree that the MPAA is ridiculous, but “It takes 100 to be statistically valid” is just some made up arbitrary cut-off; this can’t possibly refer to anything mathematically notable other than that 100 is a culturally round number. There’s not some relevant property 100 has that 20 doesn’t.

There’s no such thing as…