Too late. Started about ten minutes ago.

I wouldn't date this guy cause I'm gay as fuck but I'd be his lesbro for sure and help feed his fish whilst playing video games.

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

Yeah, she "provoked" him by trying to get him kicked out of the dance for taking pictures without permission. One witness said he was taking her picture as she was kissing her gf and she pushed the camera out of the way. Either way he acted inappropriately and without cause.

"I decided to photograph the school's annual Sleaze Ball, a night of debauchery, drugs, and girls dressed primarily in lingerie. "

Um.

From IFLS a few days ago:

I wouldn't wish whooping cough on any child. I nominate Kristin Cavallari.

Exactly. My relationship with my beautiful, red Kitchenaid mixer is my business.

You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

Honest question — why does anyone read or subscribe to Vogue, other than while waiting for a medical professional? It's this five-pound brick of once-happy trees that stinks up your house and is full of insipid corporate cheerleading and images that make you feel bad about yourself.

I hear if you spell Geraldo's full name out and then change the font to Wingdings it actually shows the plot to Big Trouble in Little China.

He is the actor version of John Mayer.

I actually read Apartheid Of Sex a long time ago. It's fascinating but a little idealistic.

I love the look of the tub, but would it really be comfortable for long periods of time? Where is the place to put the bath pillow? Is there enough space on the rim for a large wine glass?

My takeaway from this - are overalls making a comeback?? God I am old...

She's not fat, she's fluffy !

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

BWahahwahwhahwhawhahawhwahawhahwhahhwahwhaw This guy. He's killing me. Embarrassment by proxy.