Excommunication means that your family and friends within the church are no longer allowed to associate with you at all, lest they be tarred with the same brush. That's what makes it difficult for people. It's meant to break your spirit.

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You forgot to add "Look Like They Smell Like Funyuns & Boxed Wine" to the list.

They both have female assistants that help them take advantage of girls.

Ha, I'd come from a barbecue earlier that day where I'd been drankin', I'd been drankin' ... and my adult friends have things to do on Sunday evenings so I couldn't judge them. Also, I am one of those people who don't mind going to the movies alone and sometimes prefer it. It's FREEEEEEEING.

I have a Facebook friend (a parent of one of my kid's friends) who is a maternity photographer. She posts pictures of hugely pregnant women 'frolicking' on the beach, wrapped in gauzy fabric in fields of flowers and in various states of undress in just about every public park in town. I've had 3 kids myself and have…

A huge part of smoking's appeal is the ritual—the fire, the dragging, the exhaling, the taking a break to stand outside with the cool kids. If that part wasn't "sexy," then why make e-cigs resemble cigarettes at all? Why make them mimic the act of smoking? Why not just make another gum or patch? It's because SMOKING…

My driver's license lists my weight at about 50 lbs off what it actually is. If I can lie like a very fat dog on my driver's license and the cops would still know who I am, why can't this kid show a little sparkle? Ridic.

A desire to have sex with an attractive, powerful member of the opposite sex. Obscene amounts of money.

Close. Went more like "(ten minutes of awkward, red-faced silence and wishing the stereo were on louder)"

My first thought is to be surprised that there's a DMV employee in existence who gives this many fucks about anything about their job.

Before her it was Gisele, and don't forget about Tony Romo and the curse of Jessica Simpson! This failure of a man to be tough because his strength is taken by the women around him has been a popular myth since Greeco-Roman times.

Beyond the bondage, nudity and drunkeness, what is sadder is that these girls had Demi Moore for a mom, yet every single one of them ended up looking like Bruce Willis.

Jennifer Aniston is 45 years old. How many more years are the tabloids going to be able to claim she's pregnant? Statistically speaking, the odds are pretty low.

How long has Jennifer Aniston been pregnant? 2 years now?

Aww, but you WERE the one who peed on her Blue Book! Saying otherwise won't make it so!

I was a parent of a teen (who is now an adult) and I don't see what the big deal is letting an almost-grown young woman have a little medical privacy. Frankly, at least where I live, if a teenager wants reproductive information or contraception, there is a free teen clinic they can go to, and the parents will never…

They're probably not hungry because they ingested 500 calories with caffeine. That's 1/3 of the total caloric need of the average American woman (5'4, 166 pounds, 40 y/o, desk job) AND a stimulant. And it's straight fat, meaning you haven't gotten any of your good macros (protein, fiber) or micros (vitamins and…

Bulletproof® coffee is a brand of coffee created in 2010 by Dave Asprey, an entrepreneur in Silicon Valley who, legend has it, was "literally rejuvenated" after being given yak butter tea by locals after hiking in Tibet in -10 degree weather at 18,000 feet.

So he was dehydrated with a little altitude sickness thrown in. A saline drip and a chocolate chip cookie would have made him feel pretty good, too.