And twins!

Artesian Toast? Does that come out of a well? Because I gotta tell you, I'd be pretty smugly satisfied myself if my toast came from a pure, all-natural, untouched Toastifer, deep under the ground.

INGREDIENTS: Water, CO2, Bear Urine, GMO "Hops," GMO "Wheat," Methanol, Beaver Anal Gland Secretions (AKA "Natural Flavors"), Racism, Sexism, Misogyny, Political Repression Abroad, Carageenan

I think you mean the Reinheitsgeböt.

"It says:

No corn / high-fructose corn syrup?

Shailene Woodley is a Gweneth-Paltrow-in-training with a hippy complex. Gag.

Your tastes are your business, my facebook page is mine. You can defriend people or take them off your feed if you want.

True. Malware and ideological Islamic extremists are both difficult to eradicate and the world would be a better place without either

I feel like the West fiddling with the Middle East is analogous to someone who has no idea what they're doing trying to delete programs from a computer. Inevitably, we come to an unfixable situation.

The group are described as "extremists" by nearly every news outlet I've read or heard coverage on. They were so extreme that they were kicked out of al Qaeda.

On Sunday night, the utterly meaningless Miss USA pageant aired, and a soon-to-be-forgotten woman from Nevada won the title.

Second saddest thing I've seen this week is Gertjie needing snuggles. First saddest? The police dog sniffing the stetson and then whining next to the casket of his K-9 handler, gunned down in Moncton, NB this week. We can explain the behaviour of lunatics and sociopaths to people, even children, but who explains it to…

As a liberal parenting atheist...

I went to a Radiohead concert with my ex and a mutual friend about 10 years ago. She had smuggled in some pot brownies. Being a drug aficionado but never having tried brownies, I figured I could handle a big-ass hunk. I wolfed it down before the show even started.

You want to dismiss basic biology too? Most women orgasm through clit manipulation, you can't often accomplish that with PiV.

Oh ho ho ladies do love their magazines.

Just keep stoking those fires, boys. We'll be out in full force come Election Day thanks to your continued promotion of your own idiocy.