Here is where I confess that I'm 38 and I haven't the slightest idea how to put on liquid foundation properly. It always looks like a mask. I can't do it. I either do the bare minerals powder foundation or those foundations that are a cream and you sponge them on. But I can't do liquid.

I work in a chemistry lab, and in the event of a spill I might need to strip off all my clothing in the emergency shower- which is to say, a high-output shower head and a floor drain in the middle of a public hallway with great big windows, but no curtain or privacy barrier. I keep the possibility in mind when…

i relate to this comment WAAAAY TOO MUCH!!! I've had the same thought process as you for half my life. my mom, not my gramma, is the one telling me to always wear nice, clean, fresh underwear, in case you get into an accident, and ALWAYS carry a fresh one in your purse, with your menstrual products. now that I use a…

This backfired on a friend of a friend once. There was a "suspicious package" covered in white powder sent once to our old workplace. The people who were caught in the room had to strip down to their underwear and go through some sort of precautionary decontamination. A friend of mine was part of this group. She…

All my bathroom trash cans have lids. I've pulled dental floss out of way too many butts.

Okay. You've talked me out of flushing. Now, can you talk my dog out of getting in the trash?

How horrible! Between this and the Brown story yesterday I'm wondering if the Ivy League schools are unwilling to take action against rapists from rich or powerful families who could contribute a lot of money to their schools. I'm not saying this kind of thing only happens in the Ivy League but I'd be interested in…

Ugh. Everything about Fox News disgusts me. Hume more than most.

My barbies should have been in a Telenovela, so much scandal.

WHERE ARE THE FAT ONES???

I have a feeling you're going to take a lot of shit for this from people with dull reading comprehension skills and sharp axes to grind.

I think you can judge. It doesn't seem very level-headed at all to dig yourself deeper into debt so that a bunch of people can also spend money for what amounts to a women living out her princess fantasies for a day.

One of my best friends spent a small fortune on her wedding a few years ago. They took out a loan to pay for it. She and her husband already had student loans and significant credit card debt. They're stressed out all the time because of all the debt. They bicker about money constantly. It's pretty nuts how otherwise…

Amen. Spent (parents spent actually) crazy money on wedding number one and unfortunately separated just over a year later. Am now engaged for the second time and we are planning a tiny wedding. Tiny.

I agree. I am getting married next year and every single thing about wedding is stupid and a waste of money except for the actual marriage part, which I'm looking forward to.

That's quite a twist on the old nerd "I have a Canadian girlfriend" trope.

Always have the upper hand, you don't need to know his name to hop on his tic tac.

Captain America and the Falcon are talking.