Anyone who pays $500.00 for plastic sunglasses should be ashamed of themselves.

"His anti-gay comment happened the weekend of Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici's wedding which completely overshadowed all the hard work everyone put in for it and practically ruined Sean and Catherine's special weekend."

I am a grown up. You know what I have gleaned from my many many years of being a grownup? That sometimes people fall out of love with their partners and fall in love with other people, and sometimes this overlaps, and its usually all very messy and painful. Which is why if you think this is happening, you should have…

Ooo, the complexities of real life and love... sounds like my ex-husband trying to explain his affair.

"Wah, I cheated on my wife with a younger woman and now I'm being criticized for it! Can't people see that we're in LOVE*?!?"

Edit: Also, the comments on the Facebook post are priceless. I particularly like the Thurston Moore Facebook Truthers who think that the page is maintained by his girlfriend, since the person who writes all the status updates is seriously so much dumber than people think Thurston Moore should be.

Place your DA Disapproval GIFS here.

Every time I read "Thurston Moore" this is the image I get in my head and it makes so much sense. That said : somebody called the waaaaaaahmbulance!

I want it to say "had a bit of online fun" on my gravestone

Hopefully he at least has the decency to inform them of the non-consensual sex ahead of time. So they can arrange their schedule accordingly.

OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWD.