And what’s not to like about a greasy huge guy in sweatpants, riding for days in the cab that smells like feet and ball sweat? That’s the perfect formula for arousing a woman, isn’t it??

Can’t blame you there. You might not want to look under that rock and find him smelling your soiled underwear.

You’re SURE a woman wouldn’t be this insane? I beg to differ. Not in a sexual way, but don’t get all high-and-mighty on your gender horse, miss. Female emotional insanity can be way beyond comprehension and just as abusive.

Did you find out how many cats she owns?