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If you listen closely you can hear the wheels grinding in the refs head about what to do when two stars collide like that. Best to just not get involved

Bluntly he’s just a guy who won’t turn down an opportunity to talk about most situations but usually he won’t drift away from safe territory. Of course it is a very Deadspin thing to take a ‘tossaway’ statement and make it into an assault on his intelligence and his moral

I wonder what the problem with Isaiah Thomas might be? Mad at him simply because Kyrie isn’t there to be mad at I suppose.

Aquaman is waiting for him and the Flash still catches him by surprise.

Is it murder if the person you slay has no soul?

I suppose as a receiver if you slip their jam you already have steps on them with no sideline support as opposed to the defender giving some space to contain and funnel or stay with presumably the fastest player on the team. I’m with you but it seems there is risk there.

I see over the horizon what you did there.

Bleh. I think the Saints are still ‘bountyhunters’, by which I mean they have questionable hitting. Both late and in harmful areas low and high. Unpopular opinion I know.

With JaVale McGee involved I’m sure there will be an upcoming ‘Shaqtin’ a Fool’ that will have a horrible reception and consequences for TNT/TBS.

I’m sure you realize I was joking but the Cleveland schadenfreude for a potential Pats collapse is real. (Though I don’t think that will actually happen)

Seriously? Now Patriots fans are going to bandwagon onto the Browns fans’ misery just to get some form of Yin Yang balance. Why can’t we have anything? You can’t be content with football dominance you have to subsume the Cleveland-style ‘Process’ as well. Despicable.

Booker is racking up some nice early career stats. A 70 point game, multiple 45 point games and enough 30 point games to put him in a select class of players that accrued such stats before 21. Not sure if he is a franchise player yet but he continues to improve and if he isn’t he is close.

I find that Kentucky really doesn’t chant that. Perhaps because they know that football day is just an excuse to get together and enjoy some barbeque, beer and bourbon and they don’t really worry about wins. Basketball is another matter.

Speaking of Warriors fans perhaps they could help me reconcile this thought: I think Draymond Green is an excellent defensive player yet I also think he should likely foul out of every game.

I thought that was the inauguration crowd. My mistake.

I wish I could say your reply was unexpected but sadly this news seems in character for this man. Thanks for the update. So odd to commit suicide without some real atonement and your final statement to be essentially ‘Fake News!’ while perpetuating your own lie.

“Shortly before 5 p.m. Wednesday, Johnson posted a message on his Facebook page that he asked people to care for his wife. He wrote that PTSD “is a sickness that will take my life, I cannot handle it any longer. It has won this life, BUT HEAVEN IS MY HOME.” The post appears to have been removed.” From AP

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I guess you won’t be investing in the ‘Calzone-Zone’ franchise then?

There is a ‘nuts’ joke in there but I think it might be a little too soon and a little over the line. Maybe some day.