I would totally watch a show with The Rock and Martha Stewart. Preferably a spy agency half-hour with an Archer influence.

That picture is like watching the birth of a meme. They’re so cute when they are this young.

Admit it. You mocked bourbon (an excellent drink) just to set up that line.

Try ‘trickle down’ with peeing Russian prostitutes. There is something there I’m sure.

“God’s linebacker”

Our cat lived to be 24 years on this godforsaken planet and he was more comfort and companion to us than any being could be. I disliked cats before him and treasured him more than most people after knowing him. I am not equating a master/food giver/alpha relationship with a cat with a human relationship or a human…

Nice one. It’s always Black Hole Sun though. I get why but I don’t find that to be the defining song for Chris Cornell or Soundgarden.

I always wonder about the person who finds this extremely entertaining. They are out there. They used to be the people that picked up a movie based on the VHS cover (Boobs and Blood) <— dibs on band name

Now I’m going to go watch Green Room again. That movie needs more appreciation. Anton Yelchin will be missed

Why are those soccer players wearing helmets?

Worst orgy ever.

‘The Wall’

Is that you Draymond?

Not one mention of crab cakes

We can have nice things?

“Thank you, Vampiro, for professionally trying to calm a volatile situation”

Well great. I should have heeded the warning. Now I’ll be preoccupied with this when I should be having a good time/socializing. Back to bourbon it is.

That’s the point isn’t it? She has backed herself into a corner and now has to try and make this caricature bring in some notoriety. She can’t really reinvent herself at this point and traditional roles and gigs just won’t be coming her way.

Isn’t this the Robert Downey Jr. move?