I draw the line at Hubie Brown but I realize that is likely a very personal take. For sideline reporters I just don’t see the need most of the time. Again, that might be just me.

It’s like The Simpsons’ ‘Itchy and Scratchy’ but without the social commentary and souls.

I’ll help (since it’s just sitting there with a Futurama pic)

There once was a man from Nantucket
His child was born he said ‘Fuck it’
Back to work he would roam the wife back at home
Spewing hot takes til his ass kicks the bucket

The only good thing about this story is that there is a possibility of Anna Horford chiming in. Waiting patiently.

It’s an optical illusion. Just like a tuxedo t-shirt.

So a little parsley and garlic on top of your steak?

I bet the injury was actually caused by Wade in another ‘accident’. So the Celtics don’t even get credit for that.

So I’m imagining that you wrote this piece with a smile so large and lasting that it kind of hurt. I admit it’s infectious.

New album release this year perhaps?

“hoiberg has no idea how a rotation works”

Thank you for that link. I suppose my point wasn’t that there was no reasoning, statistical likelihood or history behind a suicide assumption here but that in a conspicuous case with multiple reasons for targeting perhaps the initial presumption of suicide was premature. The NYPD seems to be doing an about-face…

From the earlier article listed in this story:

I get that on some level but his influence on Karl Anthony Towns and Wiggins seemed to be genuine and positive. That has to be worth quite a bit when building a team around young stars.

Are these the same lawyers representing him in his divorce drama?

It’s missing shots like this that keep CJ Miles from being the first hit in an internet search instead of a cam-girl.

I was going to say Kentucky but West Virginia is thinking along the same lines. Though central Kentucky is basically another state altogether and can be relatively expensive.

I concur. Much better than the ‘loser playoffs’ and a little better than the interesting NBA-stock futures proposal.