Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

Nobody needs to tell Arizona, they’re practically telling us that themselves by now

“Hello? Earth? Is your refrigerator running?
**shh shh shut up shut up**

Please be friendly aliens

We’re generating less and less RF noise here on our own planet. Why do we think aliens capable of building a megastructure so large it obstructs their own star would ever use something as primitive as radio?

“Today is the day we finally make contact. Hundreds of years of work has paid off. Our star blind has finally caught the attention of the Earthlings and they are ready to receive the message we have prepared for them”.

Please be aliens. Please be aliens. Please be aliens. Please be aliens. Please be aliens.

I never knew Britain had ever sent anything to Mars so when I read “Britain’s Beagle” all I could picture was some poor dog they had sent to Mars.

How’s that all-metric system working for you now, huh? HUH?

It’d be great if Curiosity could chop up the ESA lander for parts or at least take a selfie with it.