Mulching mower FTW.

I flip the cake out upside down onto a cooling rack and leave it for a few minutes before flipping it back over. This usually ‘fixes’ most of the bump in the middle of the cake.

I prefer “efficient”, but that works too. =)

I decided to draw everything it asked coming out of a butt. I’m actually amazed it managed to recognize the feather.

Quick, Draw! is stupid and it should be ashamed of itself.

It’s a jackal!!!?

Wine grapes are actually pretty tasty, but they’ve got huge seeds & much thicker, more tannic skins than table grapes. One of the reasons they ferment so well is that they have more far sugar than most other fruit.

You suck.

I’M TRIGGERED!

#2 on my list after money is executives and co-workers I dont want to murder. I am an expert they hired, treat me as such and not a intern that needs to be micro managed.

It’s not.

Textra is by far the best. It’s polished and constantly updates with new features (it had the iOS “big emoji” look only days after the Apple conference). I love the quick reply box, with options for texting later, replying in different ways, etc. The GIF keyboard and the ability to take pics directly in the app are…

Finally, I can Smoke on the Water

Finally, I can Smoke on the Water

Still a rip off.

Still a rip off.

I donut. Autocorrect has served my leaf on severed occlusions.

counterpoint: anyone who’s ever bought/looked for a house knows that bad photos make it hard to decide to dedicate time/effort into heading to what appears to be a potato cam farm.

Ditto, but for all exercise

If you’re broke after buying a $700 phone, the problem is 100% not the phone.

Three Seashells

Three Seashells