Some say opinions can never be wrong. They are wrong. This is wrong. Skins are the best.

Black people arent being oppressed. Assholes are being oppressed, because they act like assholes. Im half black, and never in my life have I come close to being invloved in a negative, or racist altercation with a police officer. You know why? Because I act like a sesible, law abiding human being. Out of the 900 plus…

Is it made with dish soap? Cause that’s what that shit tastes like.

colloquialism

So here’s my number— I’m Michael Fahey.

unless the service goes down.

unless the service goes down.

Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)

or just don’t

Yes, yes, yes. Though, to be fair, this is not just for 20 year olds. Some people just don’t give a shit about other peoples time.

I’m only 27 and i notice it among colleagues around my age. I am habitually 5 minutes early to everything. Sometimes this is annoying, rarely it can be awkward, but it is never bad or disrespectful. But when people I work with show up 10 (or more) minutes late to a meeting, and offer no apology or explanation I am…

Nice try Kraggle!

First the gorilla and now this... Children are a menace to [animal] society!

you... you’re my favorite person today ^_^

Slap a girl when she’s 8 and the world loses their minds. Slap a girl when she’s 18 and you can play in the NFL or run for congress.

We are not curmudgeons, we just look down on all the dirty nasty legs ;-)

So, you guys were bored and decided to try and bust a myth that Mythbusters already covered years ago?

I always say “get me some of that faggie yoghurt”.

Better “life hack” - use a chef’s knife, not a paring knife, to chop vegetables, and steady your cutting board.

Strange, running Mac on my MacBook was like putting a flatbed on a flatbed with flat tires. And then driving that uphill.