Dry... off? Just walk out of the shower and through the house to air dry. Its the way nature intended.

I was in elementary school for the one in the 90's and the teachers made some kind of box thing that would project the eclipse on a piece of paper so we wouldn’t have to look at the sun. It was exciting then. Now as an adult I don’t give a shit and actively made fun of the people at work who were going nuts for it.

Most of the time its leftovers. Usually stored in a pyrex dish with a lid. At work we have a full kitchen so I take advantage of that as much as possible. Every day I bring in eggs, bread, and cheese to make 2 eggs and toast for my wife and an egg and cheese grilled sandwich for myself.

I love useless math. Someone once posted a rhetorical question on facebook how many skittles would fit in an elk head and I figured it out for him. I don’t remember how many, but it was a lot.

I don’t think I’ve ever used anything other than my fists to pound chicken. I don’t want to find a hammer or malley or other blunt object when I can just punch it.

I saw goodbye and when my wife or whoever I’m with does the long goodbye I just say again“ok i’m leaving now bye” and turn around and leave. It gets them out faster.

I err on the side of caution and assume all videos are fake.

I just got married a month and a half ago. Here are my thoughts:

Why do none of your solutions involve selling body wraps? THAT’s how you make a real living Kristin...

I normally disagree with pretty much everything you say and stand for, but for this one thing we are on the same page. If I can’t buy smokes with it at the gas station across the street, its not real. And I don’t even smoke anymore.

99 cents for silence? Fuck this guy.

I can save 150 bucks if I just don’t vacuum.

I can save 150 bucks if I just don’t vacuum.

I don’t understand why you need to season when you can just dip it in ketchup after cooking it to a nice medium well to well done.

I’m with this one too. Most bang for your buck and it tastes fine.

I’m with this one too. Most bang for your buck and it tastes fine.

• How do you tell someone you aren’t on social media without coming off as a snob? - Whip out your flip phone and it will answer the question for them.

Still just hiking.

I want to try out google fi but I’m wondering how my coverage will be. I am currently with verizon and I have good 4g coverage pretty much everywhere. The fi coverage map for my area minneapolis area) is good for my surrounding area but immediately outside it goes to 3g and sometimes no g.

Does a coffee pot count? Since it is only good at one thing and it takes up counter space?