Most of the time its leftovers. Usually stored in a pyrex dish with a lid. At work we have a full kitchen so I take advantage of that as much as possible. Every day I bring in eggs, bread, and cheese to make 2 eggs and toast for my wife and an egg and cheese grilled sandwich for myself.

I love useless math. Someone once posted a rhetorical question on facebook how many skittles would fit in an elk head and I figured it out for him. I don’t remember how many, but it was a lot.

I’m not angry.

I don’t think I’ve ever used anything other than my fists to pound chicken. I don’t want to find a hammer or malley or other blunt object when I can just punch it.

Yea, fuck that guy! He is old and looks bad.

I saw goodbye and when my wife or whoever I’m with does the long goodbye I just say again“ok i’m leaving now bye” and turn around and leave. It gets them out faster.

I err on the side of caution and assume all videos are fake.

Yea it was. And the box said if it sprung a leak to put a bandaid on it. That bandaid didn’t do shit. At that point you just throw it away.

I remember it being yellowish clear.

I just got married a month and a half ago. Here are my thoughts:

Why do none of your solutions involve selling body wraps? THAT’s how you make a real living Kristin...

Oooh look at the fancy man who has an oven AND a toilet. Well la ti da!

I normally disagree with pretty much everything you say and stand for, but for this one thing we are on the same page. If I can’t buy smokes with it at the gas station across the street, its not real. And I don’t even smoke anymore.

99 cents for silence? Fuck this guy.

I can save 150 bucks if I just don’t vacuum.

I can save 150 bucks if I just don’t vacuum.

I don’t understand why you need to season when you can just dip it in ketchup after cooking it to a nice medium well to well done.

https://www.digitaltrends.com/home-theater/beats-by-dre-headphones-teardown-finds-metal-parts-included-just-to-add-weight/

The best beats replacement was literally any other headphone.

I’m with this one too. Most bang for your buck and it tastes fine.

I’m with this one too. Most bang for your buck and it tastes fine.